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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:35

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
No go.
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I build rapport with anybody?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives